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An overrated, overpaid Quarterback for the San Diego Chargers, a no-talent sack of calcified cat turds..
Gabriel: "Hey man, the Chargers are going to kill the Packers today!!!"
Michael: "You belong in a mental institution, Philip Rivers is a no talent sack of cat turds, he throws more interceptions than touchdowns!!"
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The act of having 10 children in like 11 years, and being a total douchebag. He likes to have sex all day, and thus plays football like a niglet straight from india. The nigga is only kept on the chargers because the owner is too stubborn to admit he made a bad desicion.
1: "fuck you dude ur such a philip rivers"
2: "fuck you fuckin black-ass bitch"
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The Best place on the planet
A god among Gas Stations
Most popular "Old School" hang out by far
Still a popular hang out
A Gas station with everything you want
Also known as The P66
Just another place to go when your bored
More enjoyable when you walk there with ur people
Never again will there be a better Gas Station
Yo Mark we're gonna go hang at the Philips 66 wanna come?
Mark: Fuck yes! P66 is the shit!
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notoriously known as one of the worst video game consoles of all time, this piece of shit was shat out by the company known as philips who made other stuff like VCRs and DVD players but truthfully, they should have stuck to their day job. This console is also home to some really shitty games known as Hotel Mario and Link: The faces of Evil. There is no way that anybody would not have heard about these shitstains because they are notorious on the internet because the cutscenes from these terrible games are used in youtube poops everywhere. Basically, this console is just the purest form of burning dogshit.
"I just bought the Philips cdi!"
"Why?!"
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(v) For when death comes to a very old person that everyone was waiting for it to come to.
"Hey have you talked to your Grandfather lately?" "No, he Prince Philiped a little while back. Good thing too because I inherited his mansion."
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a mean, horrible person that does not have a place on this beautiful world. he’s why don’t we’d awful manager and deserves to be fired for how he treats them
limelights: omg i hate randy philips so much
The woman lies down on the American side of the border while the man does her from the Mexican border. Then right as the man jizzes he jumps over the border so the kid is conceived in the United States and Trump can’t deport him.
Philip was conceived using the Philip method. So no matter how hard he tries he’s not a real immigrant.