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She is a great best friend. She is super fun, pretty, weird (in a good way), loves performing and does all of it with a smile.
Boys:
Guy1: Do you think i shoud give Olivia Phillips these flowers?
Guy2: Let me see if they smell good. If they don't, you shouldn't. (takes the flowers and walks towards Olivia Phillips)
Guy1: Where are you going?
Guy2: I'm giving these to Olivia Phillips. She is totally pretty!
Guy1: Hey!
Girls:
Girl1: Who is that girl?
Girl2: That is Olivia Phillips! Duh!
Girl1: She is so good at dancing! After the show, I'm going to ask if we can be BFFs.
Girl2: If i had a penny for every time someone said that, I would be a billionair
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2 farting, flapping Canadians who look and sound funny.They are very popular in South Park.
Say Terrance, what did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynaecologist?
"I don't know Phillip, what?
*fart*
"AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA!
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Two hysterical farting charectors on South Park
"Oh Phillip, i think i farted"
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Victims to anal-cancer from farting upon each other once too much.
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. You're a boner-biting, ass-licking uncle fucker. You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
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Probably the coolest goon there is. You wanna be his friend so bad, but are too scared to talk to him. He is funny af and will steal yo girl.
“Yo, who’s that over there? He looks chill af.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”
When you slap your partner mid intercourse and proclaim "I am the captain now!" In the style of the popular Tom Hanks film Captain Phillips.
"Bang! I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips
"John pulled the old Captain Philips on me last night! He really is the captain" - Captain Phillips
"Wtf John?" I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips
Canadian humor at its best. Features two idiots who do nothing but fart throughout the show.
Terrence: Hey Philip. Can you smell the color of the wind?
Philip: I'll go check.
(Terrence farts)
Philip: Now that's a strawberry fart! Naw haw haw haw haw.
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