An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.
I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.
a rude insult for cum nuggets of people they are bad kill all philosophical booty flakes
Justin Bieber is a philosophical booty flake
A person on yahoo that constantly tries to be 'deep' and 'brooding' but in reality just pretentious.
'I'm a yahoo philosopher, I'm 13 and my balls just dropped! Girls will love my complexity now.'
advanced degree of complexity, fundamental knowledge of reality (theoretical, analytical, rational)
Her answer was very philosophicated.
Not understanding a single thing in Philosophy.
This person is a Blurred Philosophic!
When the dick is so good or so bad, your partner can't help but mull over some of the philosophical questions of life.
Ex. What is the meaning of life? What did I do to deserve this? Can we ever know everything?
His philosophical dick was so good I had to question the universe
Another way of saying someone is extremely attractive
Oh my god, look at her, she’s so beautiful, like a philosopher in thought