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Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.

I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.

by KImCobain June 11, 2016


Philosophical Booty Flake

a rude insult for cum nuggets of people they are bad kill all philosophical booty flakes

Justin Bieber is a philosophical booty flake

by tupacwillpopyou November 29, 2022


Yahoo Philosopher

A person on yahoo that constantly tries to be 'deep' and 'brooding' but in reality just pretentious.

'I'm a yahoo philosopher, I'm 13 and my balls just dropped! Girls will love my complexity now.'

by Pseudo-Cynic August 10, 2015


Philosophicated

advanced degree of complexity, fundamental knowledge of reality (theoretical, analytical, rational)

Her answer was very philosophicated.

by Redneck Girl 69 January 22, 2019


Blurred Philosophic

Not understanding a single thing in Philosophy.

This person is a Blurred Philosophic!

by zontet September 4, 2020


Philosophical Dick

When the dick is so good or so bad, your partner can't help but mull over some of the philosophical questions of life.

Ex. What is the meaning of life? What did I do to deserve this? Can we ever know everything?

His philosophical dick was so good I had to question the universe

by Shenzibiothane111 November 5, 2021


Like a philosopher in thought

Another way of saying someone is extremely attractive

Oh my god, look at her, she’s so beautiful, like a philosopher in thought

by maxxkawa February 21, 2023