A person on yahoo that constantly tries to be 'deep' and 'brooding' but in reality just pretentious.
'I'm a yahoo philosopher, I'm 13 and my balls just dropped! Girls will love my complexity now.'
advanced degree of complexity, fundamental knowledge of reality (theoretical, analytical, rational)
Her answer was very philosophicated.
a rude insult for cum nuggets of people they are bad kill all philosophical booty flakes
Justin Bieber is a philosophical booty flake
Another way of saying someone is extremely attractive
Oh my god, look at her, she’s so beautiful, like a philosopher in thought
Not understanding a single thing in Philosophy.
This person is a Blurred Philosophic!
When the dick is so good or so bad, your partner can't help but mull over some of the philosophical questions of life.
Ex. What is the meaning of life? What did I do to deserve this? Can we ever know everything?
His philosophical dick was so good I had to question the universe
Someone who spends most of his/her time on Tiktok and built a personality out of "philosophy" tiktokers.
Woman: "I am a philosopher. I watched lots of tiktoks and realized that men are bad because-"
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."