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Scampi flavour fries.
A British snack product made by Walkers under the Smiths brand. Referred to as 'fanny pillows' because they look like tiny pillows, and they smell like a fanny (British definition- ie. pussy).
J: Would you like a pack of fanny pillows?
S: Yes please! I love that distinctive aroma. Mmmmm....
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When a woman (or man) grips the pillow case in her teeth while having sex doggy style.
I got up behind my wife last night and banged her real good! I can always tell how good I'm doing by her pillow biting!
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A person who engages in sexual activity with a pillow, often their own pillow, imagining it as the person they fantasize about. Typical behavior of young boys with unmet sexual desires, in their early stages of exploring the bees and the birds.
In the middle of the night
Dad: Whats that noise coming from juniors bedroom?
Mom: Its our little pillow fucker in action!
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verb: "Pillow texting" happens in place of pillow talk - when you are not together but each of you are in your respective beds texting each other "good night"s, "wish you were here"s, etc. This invariably leads to sexting.
TJ - Our pillow texting doesn't hold a candle to our pillow talk. ;-)
Ann Marie - Pillow texting will have to tide us over until we can have our real pillow talk. :-*
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A pillow with arms that simulates the act of having a girlfriend. Can be sometimes misinterpreted with boyfriend pillow, which does not exist.
Because she did not have a boyfriend, she settled for the comfort and love of a girlfriend pillow.
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Term for a side effect of morbid obesity. Coined by TakeAKnee.net. Pillow Taint is similar to a moose knuckle or a camel toe, but puffier and gender-neutral.
Pillow Taint occurs when a morbidly obese person sits down and the entire crotch of their pants is stretched to nearly bursting with flab.
Usually, the volume of flesh trapped in the crotch area is so great that the obese person is unable to cross (or sometimes even close) their legs.
The situation resembles a normal person with an overstuffed pillow packed down the crotch of their pants. Thus the name: Pillow Taint.
"Jesus... Did you get a look at that fattie over there? I couldn't even tell if it's a man or a woman!"
"I know... I tried to check the crotch bulge, but all I saw was a textbook case of pillow taint."
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