roddy piper

while doing your girl doggy style, wait until she reachs the big "O" and slap her in a sleeper hold ALA Roddy Piper

I gave that chick last night the old Roddy Piper

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Poon Piper

One who pleases his girlfriend sexually, but never gets hand or blow jobs in return, also known as the lonely scuba.

Quinton: Have you gotten your nut with Sarah yet?
Nick: No, she won't return any of my favors if you catch my drift.
Quinton: Man, you're a little poon piper bitch.

pay the piper

To pay a price that you deem high or unfair, but failing to pay the price often results in dire consequences.

Based on the story of the Pied Piper, who removed the rats from a town, and when not paid, he took their children instead!

Don't you know the Mafia collects protection here? If you want to run a business in this town, you have to pay the piper.

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piper no piping

as similarly used in Dora the explorer to get the fox to stray, this is similar terminology to make sure Piper's pussy ass stays the fuck outta the trap

Piper no piping. Piper no piping. Piper no piping.

(after 3 times he disappears)

Joel Piper

The drummer/clean vocalist for the metalcore band Confide. He is extremely talented and also owns Joel Piper Recording Studios.

Check out Joel Piper rip it up on stage with Confide.

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piper clover

a fag designated as a look out, while other fags are going at it in the bushes.

i was walking by the sand dunes and i heard whoo-whooo !from a piper clover next thing i knew the bushes were rustling and fags were scampering in all directions.

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Elvish Piper

When your lover gives you a blow-job while shoving Keebler Elf Cookies into your anus, then he-she/ licks the cookie-mush from your butt hole.

Tina gave Evan the best Elvish Piper he had ever had, then vomited on his chest giving him a Cosby Sweater.

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