To get poached means to get very high on alot of dmt
Whah fuck man I'm totally poached
Fingering using at least two or more fingers, in a tickling motion. Putting your hand in a wet place, wiggling them about and hoping for a bite.
We were lying in bed together and I decided to do a bit of salmon poaching
When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.
Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching
When someone thinks that you fancy them, yet you ignore it and pretend you like them, yet slag them off behind their back with something extreme yet likley, damaging their street cred and chances of having sex with anyone in the future.
"I'm gunna slapper poach that Ho, I cant believe she caught herpes after sucking off that tramp for a taste of his special brew!'
A joke term to compare someone whose leg(s) has been injured and needs crutches, a wheelchair, or another alternative tool to help them move to a poached egg or a chicken without a head.
Jason: What's up poach cripple?
Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!
Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.
Hanging out in and around tattoo studios and gaining clientele and undercutting the prices of the shop and expanding your business simultaneously.
I was just in town doing some tattoo poaching and I met this amazing woman and I think I'm in love!
Gaining clients by meeting them at a tattoo parlor and undercutting their pricing as well.
I was just in town doing some tattoo poaching and met this amazing woman and I think I'm in love.