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I want to see what's gonna happen next!
Wait what? She slept with WHO? Pass the popcorn!
When two people reach into a bag or bowl of popcorn at the same time, and their fingers touch. Thought to be the equivalent of "love at first sight", but only with popcorn.
"Yesterday, I went to go see the Hunger Games with Liam... We both reached for the popcorn at the same time, and... well, I could feel our popcorn connection!"
"Awww. You two must be made for each other! You have so much in common!"
Pertaining to theater employees. When an employee prematurely cleans the popcorn popper, then worries later on about running out of popcorn for the later showings of films and having to start up the popper, then clean it a second time at the end of the night.
Shawn: Whoa--what's wrong with Lauren?
Joel: She cleaned the popper and now thinks we'll have to start it to make more later and she doesn't want to clean it again.
Shawn: Sounds like a bad case of popcorn paranoia to me.
Lauren: OH GOD!!!
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Charlie Brown is a popcorn nihilist. No attacks can even phase him as his perception of reality is so damaged and bruised that he can't even perceive the real-life events anymore. If you were to slice and dice him, he wouldn't even feel it because his mind is so far above any worldly and mortal veils that he wouldn't be wouldn't be stricken down. His body parts would just flail to the ground but his mind, the only true part of a man that matters, his mind and ideas would be intact like in a fucking encrypted file for the rest of time. For the most powerful warriors of all to try it and unlock.
Charlie Brown is a popcorn nihilist.
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The rapid firing of several small farts, that when done correctly, sounds quite similar to a small mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle. Putt putt putt putt putt!
Mother: Um, Junior... do I hear someone passing a series of popcorn farts?
Junior: No Mother, that's just a little mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle.
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When at a theatre, purchase an extra-large popcorn and enjoy your movie. DO NOT eat the popcorn past the half-way mark. When your movie is finished, proceed to enter a movie that is in progress. Walk to the center lane infront of everyone and scream "POPCORN SALUTE!". Lob the popcorn over the back of your head so it hits the ceiling and explodes over everyone in the crowd. Run.
Also, if you havent finished your soda, dump it in prior to saluting your popcorn for added effect.
That popcorn salute at the end of Narnia II left those virgin nerds covered in sodacorn.
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When (typically after a heavy night of binge drinking) dumps a cannister full of holiday popcorn into the toilet and finds themselves tickled by the muse of pooping on popcorn. This may or may not be followed by taking a photograph of the poop on popcorn for posterity and to make your girlfriend/wife vomit on the spot.
Duncan was certainly drunk when he dumped a huge can of popcorn into the toilet and pooed on it. I always wondered what poop on popcorn would look like, and now I know.
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