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A dick in your mouth.
Multiple ways of use. Ie: If your girl doesn't like sucking dick tell the bitch to imagine a warm popsicle and love it.
Hey mom! I was going to town on Billy's warm popsicle the other day and it seemed rather small. Anything you can do to help me out with that?
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when a man inserts his penis into his sexual partners anus and then pulls out and has feces (shit) on his penis, and then receives part of a blow job from a second sexual partner before re-inserting his penis into the first ones anus and repeating aforementioned actions
friend 1:dude last night i walked in on my room mate getting it on with two chicks
friend 2: damn he's good
friend 1: naw dude he gave her a dirty popsicle, it was nasty
friend 2: damn thats fucking gross
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When it's too cold outside to steal
Man, It's nigger popsicle outside
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When you ensert 1/3 cup of any multi-purpose glue into your asshole. Steadly insert a popsicle stick into your asshole sqeeze your ass shut and hold for 25 minutes. when glue has dried ensert a butterknife into your asshole and pry the surrounding glue open until the popsicle comes out. Then enjoy.
For better results try using a popsicle stick with jokes on it
Tim: Dude my asshole hurts so bad
Casey: No shit but at least you got to enjoy that mexican popsicle
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A phrase coined to express indifference to a given situation.
"Where do you want to eat?"
"I don't know... it's all sex and popsicles to me."
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When a woman performs oral on you after you have had sex with her while she is on her period.
I got Kelly to suck my russian popsicle.
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A ball popsicle is when a female takes such joy in licking your testicles, they essentially emulate a popsicle.
The fine bitch made a ball popsicle out of my shit.
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