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a cool fella who is lade back and kicks it on the porch all day
he kickn it on the porch just chilin and livin the porch life
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people who are LOUD, ANNOYING, LAZY, you will see them hanging out in groups of 3 or more, you will never see a porch monkey alone, Well, they're lazy good for nothin' tricksters... crack-smokin' swindlers! Big butt havin', wide nose, breathin' all the white man's air!
AND THEY STANK! They always have an ATTITUDE, and are ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING! Oh and they don't know how to talk! You will also see them start dancing randomly to no music?!!? They also have names that usually end in A
Things I unfortunately over hear porch monkeys saying:
Nuh uh that gurll just cut in line, umm umm, I have to go to the bathroom, Ima bout to tell her ass something
Ima smack her ass
Gurl its hot in here
Gurl this line is too long
Ima wear this to the club, Heeeyyy
tameka, tanisha, qunisha, felisha, bonisha, WTF????
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Racist term from the old South. While entertaining in the summer, after dinner the good White folk would retreat to their respective spaces (women to the parlour or drawing room, men to the porch) for after dinner drinks. The men, desiring to prop their feet up while relaxing, would have the small slave children get on their hands and knees so that the master and his guests could use them as footstools. Hence the term "porch monkey".
"Delilah, go and fetch those little porch monkeys so that my company can rest their feet a spell".
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Porch Punch: A fermented malt beverage that jigaboos drink while sitting on their sofas on the front porch watching traffic instead of working.
"Look at that lazy fat nigger drinking his porch punch".
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I walked by that porch monkey's house and he yelled at me.
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Word play to describe an act of anal sex for some figures who have been having anal sex like it's their job. To have an anal sex for them is not a "back door" sex anymore, It is Straight Up Front Door, where mainly the Porch is located, Thus, Chilling on the Porch means having Anal sex.
Me: Chilling on the Porch tonight?
Angelina: Yeah baby, I am sick of vaginal sex.!!!
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Someone who attracts trouble, or crazy people.
Like a porch light attracts bugs and unwanted pests, i.e. mosquitos.
"No, trust me. You don't want to hang out with her, she's a porch light"
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