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porcupine cookie

the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra and then inserting it during sex. the result will mimic what would happen if you fucked a porcupine.

She had to get surgery after the porcupine cookie we tried last night!

by cookieeater420 June 8, 2021


swallowed a porcupine

to suck the dick and balls of a extreme harry dick. often involves gagging on the dick and balls at once / aka deep throat.

danielle swallowed a porcupine of a big black guy last night in the room next to mine, i heard here gagging and coughing while he was moaning.

by tommytigger December 2, 2011


Porcupine

A hot girl who gets upset very easily therefore making it difficult to get along and express your love for each other.

After my girl and I started living together, we started arguing all the time and then I realized I had fallen in love with a porcupine

by chachi taco time March 26, 2023


Porcupine

Used to describe a hopeless romantic. Someone spiky who's in love with a balloon. Used in Carlos Lerma's film "Porcupine"

I'm just a porcupine for her.

by swtffdua August 7, 2023


Porcupine

The act of sticking a needle down your urethra then after foreplay shoot it out into your partners cervix, also useful for an alternative abortion, very kinky.

“Yo i just got my girl pregnant I can’t afford that shit”
“Porcupine that bitch”

by DaBabyDick February 27, 2020


porcupine

When you have as many dicks sticking out of you as you had inside you

Dude, did you hear that Abby fucked another dude?
Yeah she's such a porcupine

by XratedJerry January 31, 2021


soggy porcupine

Rubbing one's not-so-freshly shaved genitalia against another person's not not-so-freshly shaved genitalia to completion.

Dude my BF didn't wax last night, so we just had a soggy porcupine and left work.

by The debacle in the valley January 24, 2024