Poverty franchise

Poverty franchise is used when describing a team in sports that is sometimes good and majority of the time terrible

Bro the Cincinnati bengals are such a poverty franchise. Only people named Dominic with down syndrome like the bengals

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Poverty spec

A term used to ridicule people who buy the lowest spec of a certain car or the cheapest car a high-end brand offers, just to say they drive that car or own a car from that brand.

Examples of poverty spec cars:
Dodge Charger SXT
Ecoboost Mustang
Range Rover Evoque
BMW 2-Series
Regular Hyundai Veloster (Not the N version)

Person 1: *pulls up in A-class* “Guys look at my new benz”
Person 2: “That’s poverty spec bro”

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Poverty Dog

A hot dog made with a slice of bread instead of a bun

Bros eating a poverty dog

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poverty phone

a land-line phone lacking the features, quality, and/or visual appeal of most its contemporaries

Dude, this is nice decor and all, but that's totally a poverty phone.

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poverty hot

a woman that is of low economic status, but is still considered attractive.
characterized by pocketless jeans, greasy hair, and spaghetti strap tank tops

blake: dude did u see that grodey looking chick?

tyler: ya dude she was a total poverty hot

blake: lets go finger each others butt holes!

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working poverty

working poverty: a phrase of which every half or decent human being should feel a flash of shame when uttering out loud mostly because it's unnecessary and almost everybody knows this.
Also it tells us that, while people are working they are still "poor" (there are many definitions or feelings concerning the word poor but in this context it can be read as "f***ed" or "scr##ed" or even opportunity, you define it, get creative) some people have very funny ideas on what winning means, i'm sure they read the expression "throphy kids" as if it's a bad thing. (see egg thief for further and broader definition)

"can i lend some money? i thought you we're working? i do and i am, i'm working poverty."

"50-60 hours a week, that should do it, right? Not! Working poverty."

"working poverty, opportunity, bring the coupons."

"surplus-coupons-working poverty-long expiration date-opportunity-stack for winter bro!"

"Foodbank!"

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reek of poverty

The smell that hovers around many poor people comprising cigarette smoke, cheap perfumes designed to mask odors (ex. Fabreeze), insecticides (ex. Raid), scented laundry detergent, and alcohol breath.

When I saw that guy, I knew he wasn't wealthy, but when I smelled his reek of poverty, I knew he was really scraping to get by.

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