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A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.
Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
-“What’s your life goal?”
-“To get a PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)”
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Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
-“What’s your life goal?”
-“To get a PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)”
The best podcast available on Spotify where Schneidy talks about anything and everything. Schneidy premium is very entertaining and anyone with a brain or not (he doesn't discriminate) should listen.
Yo dude did you catch the new episode of Schneidy premium it was so funny.
A fictional Microsoft Windows product line of premium versions of Windows with extended capabilities and more features that was discontinued in 2008.
Versions :
Windows Premium 95
Windows Premium 98
Windows Premium XP
Windows Premium Vista
We had a Windows Premium XP PC back in 2002.
Genshin premium is a code for someone that found love in the game Genshin Impact or play together with their significant other in Genshin Impact therefore when you see someone posting with their COOP teammate and captioning it "Genshin Premium" it means they are in a relationship inside Genshin
Wow she have Genshin Premium, must be nice.