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fucking bitch ass pussies. If you ever meet a preston... please leave.
Person A: Ayo its preston fuck that bitch
Person B: The fuck out of here nigga
Preston, that dirt bag will most likely have to repeat the 6th grade.
Preston, the most annoying, emo, introverted, gamer boy I've ever met.
An Asian Cunt who will step on your mom and he is the biggest pp licker in the world
A bizzare place in lancashire england. people who look through t he wrong eyes see a shit hole. nobody famous ever goes apart from ken loach, and luibana himid, and like... all the bands that play at 53 degrees, where that guy got stabbed. Also "Joy Division" played recorded their last album here live and the lead singer took his own life 3 months later. Due to cases like this preston is often called "deppreston". there is an abundance of chavs, but a true prestoner knows how to not get stabbed. Preston seems to be completely free from revolution. Nothing ever changes here and those who are poor always will be unless they escape... and those who are rich dont live here.. It is like a black abyss which sucks people in.. its always a lot easier to drive into preston than it is to get out. The pros are newman college, greatest college ever and spending years finding people like you who are trapped just as you are and making friends.
dude 1: Let's go to preston!
dude 2: wtf dude! turn around! well never escape
guy 1: excuse me im looking for an already-severed human foot. can you help me?
guy 2: yeah mate, preston is that way. be careful though.
guy1: thankyou kind sir.
Preston's so emo that he would like to hold on a sec emo kids don't like to do anything but mope around and plan for suicide. thats me