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The Panpsychic Imitation Principle, also Principle of Panpsychic Imitation is a panpsychist and extraphysicalist theory and hypothesis that holds that imitations of something tend to have the same panpsychicist and extraphysicalist properties of the original product, being able to reproduce the same properties of the original ones in the panpsychist and extraphysicalist way.
"The panpsychic imitation principle might explains why does crystals and imitations of crystals have the same spiritual properties of each other, but even the panpsychic imitation principle being correct, it's not reason to use crystal healing and similars, but to explain about several spiritual questions related to that."
Corollary of Godwin's Law; applies when, during the course of a disagreement, an individual or group is wrongfully accused of homophobia, toxic behavior, and/or anti-semitism by "journalist" Glenn Greenwald*; usually employed as an attempt to distract from any unpleasant but completely factual statements made by the accused referencing Greenwald. In all cases, Glenn's exercise of the principle means he has conceded the argument to the accused, since he is simply projecting his own flaws on to his interlocutor.
*While the GPP is primarily a personal tool of Greenwald's, it may be used by his supporters and/or sock puppet social media accounts. Women, especially BIPOC women, are the most frequent target.
Does not apply if the accusation is accurate. The GPP does not provide cover for bigots.
I simply pointed out how often he appears on Tucker Carlson's show, and Glenn immediately hit me with the Greenwald Projection Principle; I won the argument two sentences into it!
Queen Elizabeth's dick grows for every year she lives, amounting to miles in 2021.
"The Queen Elizabeth Principle is true! She crashed our party yesterday and fucked us all with her 95 inches!"
The Tosh.0 Principle describes an increasingly common and rather infuriating occurrence in which an obscure joke, character, story, or other piece of media is referenced in mainstream media, causing everybody to think it originated from the latter.
Named after the TV show Tosh.0, which provides commentary on internet viral videos. Other notorious culprits include South Park, Family Guy, and rap music.
You: "Have you seen that video of the crazy Ugandan preacher talking about gay people?"
Your Friend: "You mean the one from Tosh.0?"
You: "The Tosh.0 Principle strikes again!"
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Your Friend: "Hey, turn it up. This is that MC Hammer song."
You: "This is Super Freak, you idiot."
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Your Friend: "What are you reading?"
You: "The Call of Cthulhu."
Your Friend: "Isn't that a Metallica song?"
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A quintessential principle of physics that helps one better understand the way the world around them works.
Yesterday in class we learned about Dua Lipa’s Principle in physics.
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The principle advanced by some parapsychologist that there are thousands of ghost that haunt the world's large cities because that is where the most people live and when they die some of them become earthbound and haunt the cities. And over the years those cities acumulate more and more ghost Also many ghost like to be around where there are a lot of people because they like the energy that comes off them and they can use that energy to remain earthbound.
So when you see a person on a street corner in a large city it is probably just another person but there is a chance it is not.
what do you think about the haunted cities principle?
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Where using idiotic phrases in reference to intelligent work causes the work to be destroyed.
By using the 'pwned' in reference to a potentially major scientific breakthrough you've actually made AIDS mutate to become airborne and highly contagious.
Another case of the Nantucket Principle at work was when the Wright brothers tried their first airplane prototype. Just before they were going to do their first test flight Orville said something to the effect of 'We are going to codfloddle this strumpet!' which caused Bernoulli's principle to completely change, setting flight back many years.
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