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shroom print

the act of printing a cock shroom on an unsuspecting, usually sleeping companion worthy of being pranked

i went to smack that fucker in between the eyes, but only shroomed his chin

by shwa March 27, 2004

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DICK PRINT

The need for a manager to define a certain part of your project to show to the customer that he/she is not completely incompetent. Usually results in frustration and late deadlines.

My project was going fine till Bob decided he needed to put his dick print on it.

by Frustrated Russ April 14, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


leopard print

anything that is leopard print can be described as "whore"

whore bra leopard print bra
whore brush leopard print brush
whore nail file leopard print nail file
etc.

by loz333 April 7, 2008

74๐Ÿ‘ 201๐Ÿ‘Ž


screenshoted and printed

Something someone under the name "Caprica@AT", said over 9000 times at 4chan
He claimed to be Kimmo Alm from anontalk, and he posted lots of pictures of the bitch from Caprica

Caprica: Screenshoted and printed
Anon: Dude when are you going to run out of paper?
Caprica: My mom's gonna get more in 10 minutes

by linuxfag March 14, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pussy Print

Noun.

The impeccably accurate print of a vagina formed out of fresh menstrual blood. Usually located on clean bed sheets.

"Shit dude what is that on your bed sheets?!"
"Oh that, it's just my girlfriends pussy print. She's on the blob today."

by Westbourne&raised December 7, 2014

7๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Thumb Print

10,000 doses of LSD; that is, 10 Bibles, or 100 sheets. Few people ever possess an entire thumb print of LSD, only acid Chemists and distributors.

There are stories about people pressing their thumb against LSD crystal, or taking large doses by saturating one's thumb, but these are probably myth.

About 10,000 doses of LSD can fit on the tip of one's thumb.

A thumb print sold by individual doses is worth a $100,000 USD, at $10/dose

by ganjkid February 5, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


carrot print

something like a mushroom print but with an uncircumcised penis; smacking an uncut wang and leaving an imprint in the skin of the object that was smacked

that bitch teethed on my dick so i carrot printed her cheek;hey eddie passed out i dare you to carrot print him

by lance hickman August 4, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž