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Tweaking so hard you're procrastinating masturbation.
I'm so sexually frustrated. I did a bunch of tweak last night and meant to get off but I ended up procrasturbating on Wikipedia instead.
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The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.
He could have finished his projects but he spent all of his time procrasturbating.
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To masturbate for large quantities of time, thus putting off something you are supposed to be doing instead.
1. Jose: Have you finished the homework assignment?
Chris: Nah man, I've been procrasturbating ever since I came home from school.
2. Eric: I don't feel like doing my work, I have better things to do!
John: Well make sure you don't procrasturbate like you did yesterday.
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Verb. : when you are purposely taking your time to reach climax when masturbating
I was procrasturbating yesterday.
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A person who puts off pleasuring themselves.
She had a vampire movie to watch, and lots of scented candles; however, her inner procrasturbator told her to wait until supper was over.
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(noun) the act of getting pleasure out of procrastinating
I spent so much time procrasturbating that I never even did my essay.
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One who continuously puts off the act of masturbating.
origin: The combination of 2 words- Mastubator and Procrastinator.
Greg was such a procrasturbator, he thought about jacking off but played XboX instead. This was a daily occurence.
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