faith based programming

Faith based programming is what happens when a programmer isn't smart or capable enough of writing good code that they pray whatever they did actually works. In early years, programmers would put a lot of debug statements, no-op loops, etc in code that somehow created the magic timing for it to work.

Programmer 1: Did you ever fix that bug we talked about yesterday?

Programmer 2: Ya, well sort of. I just added a few debug statements and it went away

Programmer 1: Oh, I get it, you are doing a little Faith Based Programming?

Programmer 2: Yep, even though I can't see it, I believe the problem has somehow gone away...

Mitness protection program

An unannounced but deliberate strategy in a presidential campaign, notably that of Republican candidate Mitt Romney, to stay in the background raising money and seeking endorsements, while avoiding engagement with the voters.

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is, currently, pursuing a Mitness Protection Program.

twelve step program

Self-help group using methods and philosophy that originated with Alcoholics Anonymous involving 12 steps to sobriety or whatever

Too bad there's no twelve step program for assholes

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kerbal space program

The hardest game ever made.

I'm going to play Kerbal Space Program!
*seconds later
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

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porn exchange program

A program where friends trade their old, boring porn with their friends,so that they have a wider variety. Very cost effective in these tough economic times.

Joe has watched "Doing Miss Daisy" so many times that it was boring so he traded it to Pat for his" Beth does Boston ." Both were pleased with their porn exchange program.

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disney college program

The program for that allows college students to work in either Disneyland or WDW for a semester. Known to have the most stressful application process known to man. Acceptances are sent out in "waves" as predicted by the Wavemaster on the Facebook page.

Guy 1: Man I applied for the Disney College Program DCP like 3 weeks ago and I'm still in progress.

Guy 2: hey at least you're not in submission like me. I'm still waiting on my wbi.

Guy 1: ay don't worry Bruh we'll all be accepted soon.

reference-oriented programming

A synthetisation (referentialization) of object-oriented programming.

Synthetizes programming objects into five references: cyclical, inter-, contra-, supra- (radial), meta- (self).

Attribute-oriented programming.

Reference-oriented programming self-referentializes programming objects into programming references.