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Pudding Fingers — Every now and then you simply must congratulate your ops.
An alternative appellation for Ron DeSantis and an amazing example of shade being cast in broad daylight.
Pudding fingers is an extremely sly way of saying that Ron DeSantis “digs in Donald Trump’s ass” for tactics and a manufactured personae that even include copying Trump’s hand gestures.
On the surface this appellation of Ron DeSantis refers to his habit of eating pudding with his fingers. But, for those conversant in contemporary sexual slang imagery and practices, this is a superimposition of DeSantis’ personal eating habits with the slang term for digital stimulation of the anus during copulation of oral stimulation in both homosexual and heterosexual sex.
Figure out how that works yourself!
The MAGA PAC dropped the “Pudding Fingers Ad” with the provocative tagline: “Ron DeSantis — he loves putting his fingers where they don’t belong. “
No judgement — some people like “oysters and snails”; but, something tells me that some very colorful people support Trump from this PAC.
And let’s not forget that “President Pussy Grabber” also had a penchant for “putting his hands where they didn’t belong” as well. I hesitate in creating a term for what he liked to eat with his fingers or the outcome of his civil case for doing the same.
Ron DeSantis has so much residue on his Pudding Fingers that we have to check the bills he signs for e.coli, fingerprints, and Trump’s DNA.
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Stanky pudding is a term for female genitalia engaged in cunnilingus, while also in need of hygienic attention. This could be due to performing physical activity in a hot environment but not having access to sufficient cleaning facilities for a day or more afterwards.
Jill: "I wanted to teach Jack a lesson about shoving his nasty wiener in my face after he's done at the gym. So after my two week camping trip with no running water, I stopped at his house on my way home and gave him the stanky pudding. Unfortunately, he loved it."
Jack: "Jill missed me so much while she was camping, she stopped at my house on her way home and sat on my face. I came all over the ceiling."
A ridiculously large caramel pudding that was created by the Japanese in an attempt to restore the economy, turn everyone in japan into sumo wrestlers and take over the world with an army of fat Asian people.
Costing nearly $40, the dreams of restoring the economy and taking over the world failed as the giga puddings popularity died out rapidly amongst the people of Japan.
The theme tune itself was thought to brain wash people into buying and consuming an unethical number of giga puddings.
GIGA PUDDING, GIGA PUDDING, MINA DA TABEYO, GIGA PUDDING!!!111
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Don't eat at that taco truck, Jorge. You'll be up all night making toilet pudding.
Yorkshire Pudding, also known as batter pudding, is a dish that originated in Yorkshire, England. It is made from batter and usually served with roast meat and gravy. Moreover, this meal is served traditionally on special occasions such as Christmas served with standing rib roast.
Are you eating your standing rib roast with yorkshire pudding Carrol?
Why yes, Melanie
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A suspiciously large brown stain found on the back of articles of clothing. Quite possibly Doo Doo
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste, her clothes don't match, there's a pudding stain on the back, it might be doo doo!
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The greatest food ever created. Lucky kids across the nation are served this delicacy in their school cafeterias. Also a favorite among Tyrannosaurus Rex.
T-Rex: Hey kid, gimme that Pudding Please!
Kid: Fuck off, dino douche. This is my Pudding Please.