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Puerto Rican Women

Extremely loyal, loves showing affection, Super crazy but won’t ever leave your side, Dances when eating, and is every guys dream girl

You love her bro...?
Hell yeah she’s a Puerto Rican Women
How does she act...?
Crazy but she’s loyal bro

by gangbagnger October 2, 2020

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Puerto Rican Picnic

The litter created when someone eats fast food in their car and throws the wrappers, bags and cups out the window while sitting there.

I hope the street sweepers come this week. Some d-bag had a Puerto Rican Picnic from Mickey Ds in front of my house.

by Long John Slivers May 25, 2009

20πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Puerto Rican Barbie

A female who either 25%, 50% or 100% Boricua. She has to be beautiful (perfect face and beautiful body) She has to have swag (a personality that shows her confidence) She has to get her own money (don't depend on a man) The ideal Puerto Rican Barbie looks like a barbie (long black hair, big chest, flat stomach, and a big booty) But short hair is acceptable. To become a certified Puerto Rican barbie you must be given the title, you can not start calling yourself this, if you do it will go unrecognized and your certification will not be honored, and therefore you will not be a PRB. A PRB is a woman will never gives in to jealousy, and is never insecure, but rather conceited.

Louievill: "Ay mama, you are beautiful"
Rae Rae : "Thank you Papi"
Louievill : "For real, you a diamond, straight Puerto Rican Barbie"

by Da Original PuertoRicanBarbie February 17, 2009

49πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Puerto Rican Tickler

1: The hair on the throat of a Puerto Rican female, usually with some sort of gel or hairspray, preferably AquaNet. It is called this because when receiving oral sex, the hair upon the throat of this rare species of woman, will "tickle" your testicles.

"Wow, I banged this chick last night when I was completely drunk, and she played with my balls with her Puerto Rican Tickler, I'd hit it again!"

Not to be confused with, "The Spanish Sweep" as this is the PROCESS of the Puerto Rican Tickler, sweeping against the scrotum.

by Pedro Nunez June 5, 2009

18πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Puerto Rican Box In

When driving, especially when following someone, and another car gets in between you and the one you are following, blocking your line of sight. It is now when you procede to speed up, tailgating the car, until it is boxed in between you and who you are following, forcing it to change lanes.

A: Dude.. this douche just got in front of me, and I have no idea where I'm going.
B: It's cool man just pull a Puerto Rican Box In!

by DonJuan12 August 11, 2006

18πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


puerto rican beacon

Noun- this is when a puerto rican stares at you with such intensity, its like you're staring into the brights of a lighthouse.
usually triggered by racist comments, etc..

jimmy-hey, look at that queer puerto rican

Sam- carefull man, don't piss him off, hes on the verge of the puerto rican beacan.

jimmy-wut.

Jose-*puerto rican beacon*

-jimmy melts in pure terror-

by poopballs69 August 29, 2009

22πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Puerto Rican Eyepatch

A sexual act in which a guy cums in a girl's eye, and immediately punches her in the same one, giving her a black eye.

Originated by a midwestern Puerto Rican.

Girl: That frickin' Erick gave me a Puerto Rican Eyepatch last night, I can't go out.

by Madi sonn. April 11, 2010

16πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž