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Quality Tweet

A tweet that's worth retweeting, favoriting, etc.

Did you see that quality tweet Max just posted? It got so many retweets!

by YoungNino0896 August 27, 2013

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quality control

A wonderful invention. Without this, alot of the people at this site would wind up speaking another language.

Without quality control, most of you would be fucked!

by Kantora March 21, 2004

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quality entertainment

applied to nearly anything even mildly amusing.

this was a reference/term used by a wash. dc record store (waxie maxie's) in the mid-sixties. -to help achieve the original flair, it can be said in kind of a high, winy voice. (-guess you just had to be there!)

that threesome i had was quality entertainment

watching those lesbians work was quality entertainment

that X was quality entertainment

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

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Quality Control

Controlling the quality that goes into a product so that it wears out faster, causing consumers to have to replace it. syn. planned obsolescence

American automobile manufacturers practice better quality control than the Japanese.

by L-Bound December 6, 2003

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Quality Time

Often used by your girl/boy-friend as a surrpetitious excuse to see less of you; really may mean "fuck off."

"I think maybe you are coming over too often when I'm busy. We need to start thinking about spending more quality time together, where we can interact more and talk."

Translation: "Fuck off and die in a fire. I'd rather watch these stupid reality TV shows than spend a minute with your sorry ass."

by jazzbox October 25, 2011

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Quality Control

A method whereby the Urban Dictionary gets cleaned up, otherwise it would get filled with "Flubby Wubby is gay", incitement to racial hatred, and juvenile verbal diarrhoea.

At a job interview at the local biscuit factory for Quality Controller.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"


I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.

by Kerb December 1, 2004

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quality not quantity

A term used in online discussions, which is usually about how having a smaller number of "good players" is better than having a large number of "bad players" in order to get something done. Usually the bad players are referred to as zerglings, or lemmings. Dragonball Z was the first to use this phrase in this way.

Majin Buu: You have two saiyans, I have three. Not to mention the Namek.

Vegitto: Its quality not quantity my friend.

by Dark_Loki January 30, 2008

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