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when a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then uses the side of his penis to push the semen down to her mouth.
"Dude, I gave that chick a money shot and then straight razored that shit down to her mouth!"
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"The Stupidest explanation is always the right one"
Guy1: "Did you hear that Trump said Chinese Bee's cause Global Warming?"
Guy2: "Chalk another one up to Trump's Razor"
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The natural ability to ROAST on people.
Kat Williams can spit razors.
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Coined by John Scalzi on July 16, 2016 after reading journalist Josh Marshall's process for understanding the basis of many of Donald Trump's decisions, "Trump's razor" is a riff on "Occam's razor".
Josh Marshall: "According to Trump’s Razor: 'ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts' and that answer is likely correct." Or, "to phrase the principle in Occam’s terms, it tells us ‘the stupidest scenario is always to be preferred’."
When the National Weather Service contradicted President Trump's tweet that Alabama--among other states--would “most likely be hit (much) harder than anticipated," Trump would days later hold up an official NOAA weather map that was absurdly altered with a Sharpie to include Alabama in the hurricane's prior predicted zone of landfall.
Did Donald Trump himself--irritated and embarassed that a government agency had corrected his misstatement--grab a Sharpie and alter the NOAA map, which weather experts noted would be an illegal act? Trump's razor says yes, that's the most likely scenario since it's the most plausible yet ridiculous one.
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The simplest explanation for what Sarah Palin does is most likely that she is Sarah Palin.
Originally suggested by David Weigel at Slate, as a corollary to Occam's Razor
Me: Why did Sarah Palin decide to quit her bus tour?
DW: Dude--Palin's Razor. Because she's Sarah Palin.
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Legend has that a man was captured behind enemy lines during a black ops mission in a third world country. When the guards came to check on him he killed them with his bare hands. The guards were unarmed and he needed weapons so he made throwing knives out of their rib bones. He then escaped using these weapons. The enemies called him the Bone Razor.
My step-dad locked me in a closet so i pulled a bone razor on his ass
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The intense burning feeling you get during urination after you've blown so many loads that you canna' blow no more son
Primo: "Were you ok when you got home last night? You were sooo drunk, lucky my sister was able to give you a lift"
Secundo: "I don't remember man but I had the worst razor blades when I woke up this morning"
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