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Rescue Rita

Steals people's dogs when their level of care does not reach her expectations, yet her own dogs haven't been vaccinated. Thinks she is above the law. Is usually found on Facebook declaring some war on a random person with a lost dog. Is known for sayings like "just take the dog and take it to a shelter" "steal it and say you don't know" "don't give him his dog back" (the last statement usually after she steals the dog and has a friend take it to the shelter). She is often found bashing local law enforcement, especially humane officers and dog wardens because she thinks they aren't doing their jobs. She has never volunteered a day in an animal shelter, but is so quick to tell a shelter employee that they don't know how to care for an animal.

The entire county suffered because of one crazy Rescue Rita

by Rebecca Roadkill March 5, 2020


Tanya x Rita

Literally the best souls met each other and became besties ( what were you waiting from taurus x cancer? Nothing else obviously)

Friend: who are these sexy bitches?

Someone: they are called " Tanya x Rita": the tall one is a slut for Harry and is 100% a bitch, and the second one is the kindest person alive who is unfortunately dumb

by Slut for Harry ! August 12, 2021


Tanya x Rita

The best souls met each other and became 4lifersss!!1!1! ( what were you waiting from taurus x cancer? Obviously nothing else, literally soulmates<3)

Friend: who are these sexy bitches?

Someone: they are called " Tanya x Rita": the tall one is a slut for Harry and the most narcissistic person alive , and the second one is the kindest human being who is unfortunately dumb

by Slut for Harry ! August 12, 2021


Senior rita

When you speak that spanish, and see a hot chick. You say to ur bros "look at that hot senior rita"

"look at that hot senior rita, over there"

by Slax January 26, 2017


Rita’s ex

Imagine being a mf who has so much ego, to the point that u think ur exs would never get iver u. Nd say rumors about someone cuz ur ego got hurt. Imagine making yolos talking shit, and then acting njce in the replies. Imagine making weird ass yolos To gain ur ego by any mean. Imagine being a 5’4 boy. Lastly, imagine trying so hard to make someone jealous cuz u did smth reattded and expect them to be jealous and when they aren’t, u get weirded out cuz ur ego is so massive

Yoooo that’s a 5’4 man with an ego with shit yolos, that must be Rita’s ex

by Corna124 October 3, 2020


Rita’s ex

Imagine being a mf who has so much ego, to the point that u think ur exs would never get iver u. Nd say rumors about someone cuz ur ego got hurt. Imagine making yolos talking shit, and then acting njce in the replies. Imagine making weird ass yolos To gain ur ego by any mean. Imagine being a 5’4 boy. Lastly, imagine trying so hard to make someone jealous cuz u did smth reattded and expect them to be jealous and when they aren’t, u get weirded out cuz ur ego is so massive

Yo this man’s got an ego. It’s definitely Rita’s ex

by Corna124 October 3, 2020


rita romani

means rat

rita romani means rat

by kiss4jiheon August 17, 2019