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wrong way to run a railroad

not the best way of doing something

To exclude someone based on rumors or urban legends is the wrong way to run a railroad.

by The Return of Light Joker June 30, 2011

2šŸ‘ 6šŸ‘Ž


I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."

Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."

by WatterBottles February 11, 2022


Long Island railroad

Arguably the best commuter rail service in the United States.

Long Island Railroad

by I KAN SPEEL August 26, 2023


Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest

To "ride" your girl/boyfriend like a freight hopper would

Yeah I "Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest" with Sarah last night.

by AR15 2005 April 21, 2021


undergroin railroad

When someone is pooping and you pee between their legs

She was peeing and I had to go so I went with the undergroin railroad

by jjtwatt January 22, 2015


Railroad Man

A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who donā€™t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land ā€œGo fuck yourselvesā€. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.

ā€œI wanna share a tale with you about the ā€˜Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ā€˜Railroad Manā€™ā€

-Cyanide and Happinessā„¢, ā€œThe Ballad of Railroad Manā€

by Balls McBallyballson Oā€™Ballz February 26, 2023

1šŸ‘ 10šŸ‘Ž


railroad shawtys

these are the types of teenagers who lack attention and smell sour. most of them live near the railroads of manila LMAO

uy pare tignan mo oh ang daming railroad shawtys

by Quetzalcoatl November 25, 2021