wrong way to run a railroad

not the best way of doing something

To exclude someone based on rumors or urban legends is the wrong way to run a railroad.

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I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."

Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."

Go back to the railroads

What Russians say when a white person tweaking. Used to be used when white slaves working on the railroads stopped working in Russia.

White: “nah your ugly”
Russian: “Go back to the railroads.”

Railroad Man

A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.

“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”

-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”

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railroad shawtys

these are the types of teenagers who lack attention and smell sour. most of them live near the railroads of manila LMAO

uy pare tignan mo oh ang daming railroad shawtys

Railroad

What Americans call a railway

"man I want to work for the Railroad."

Pacific Railroad Crash

naked People line up
first person standing still
the other people back up
and run into the 1st naked person
and stick their genitalia up their asshole

it hurts
a lot

"holy shit that Pacific railroad Crash was aweful"

"yeah Dude we were so drunk"