Paul the rapist

Paul the rapist is a young man in his prime of his life but seems not to be getting any. So in order to releive his wrist of its daily duties of firing off a warm white coconut from his veiny love tree, he hits the streets for some action. Often girls ignore him because of his yellow shirt. But Paul is just one of those guys who doesnt take 'no' for an answer. Paul will butt-fuck anything he can sneak up on. His preference is girls his age but when he has extreme urges he will go anything. This list includes: puppies, kittens, lambs, old men, unborn fetus's and Greg.
Paul is a very naughty boy and should not be encouraged for his actions no matter how funny it is.

Example 1:
Daughter crying: Mum! Mum! it has happened again!! Oh why does this keep happening?!
Mother: Oh no, Paul the rapist didnt butt-fuck lassie again did he? When will that boy learn....

Example 2:
Old man 1: Why do you have such a limp? And why are you bleeding from your anus?
Old man 2: Paul the rapist hid in my shower again and pounced on me as soon as I was naked. The nerve of that lad, I hate him and his yellow shirt....

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interrupting rapist

The conclusion of a series of knock knock jokes.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c---
Moo!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting giraffe.
Interrupting gir---
*stick your tongue out*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting slo---
*slowly move arm forward sticking out three fingers*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting starfish.
Interrupting star---
*slam open hand in the other person's face*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting rapist.
Interrupting rap---
*slowly slide hand up the other person's thigh (being careful to not get slapped with a sexual harrassment charge)*

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Mind Rapist

A 'Mind Rapist' in an individual who reads and then steals your thoughts seconds before you say them out loud. These thoughts include things such as funny comments and jokes which the mind rapist steals and speaks for their own personal glory.

Mind Rapists have no individual thought and need to rape the minds of intelligent individuals to survive. Mind Rapists will also claim that it is YOU who are the Mind Rapist and it is YOU stealing their thoughts.

This is obviously just a massive lie. Typical sneaky Mind Rapists.

Emma: Oh my god I was literally just about to say that! You just raped my mind! Mind Rapist!

James (Mind Rapist:) No, no you stole my thoughts! You're the mind rapist!

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information rapist

The giving of information against ones will.

Person 1: I just watched the new episode of The Walking Dead!

Person 2: I haven't so don't tell me anything.

Person 1: Rick wants a married woman!

Person 2: I said don't tell me! *has been information raped*

Person 1 is an information rapist.

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Wallet Rapist

(wol-it rey pɪst)
A Financial Dominatrix who accepts money from a money slave.
History:
MissTriss an exotic Mulatto Dominatrix from Michigan formerly known as "Greedy Mistress Kim" aka "Hybrid Bunny", coined the terms "wallet rape" and wallet rapist in the 1990s to distinguish Herself from Her caucasian FinDomme Sisters who were politely asking for gifts.

"Although it was roleplay, the submissive and I enjoyed the sense of Me taking the money from them while they pretended to be reluctant. It gave them a sense of weakness that they could relish in for however long the scene lasted."
MissTriss is a lifestyle Dominant who now offers fetish training for Dominants and submissives in the art of Financial Domination .

MissTriss is a beautiful wallet rapist who WILL take your lunch money and leave you penniless.

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food rapist

An individual who steals and eats other people's food, such as from the break room refrigerator at work.

Archer: There's my favorite section head!
Pam: I am dealing with the breakroom problem!
Archer: Oh, good, you caught the, uh, oh wait, I had something good for this... the... "Pita Predator".
Pam: You know what?
Archer: ...Sorry, let's just call it what it is: food rapist.

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rapist stance

When a girl sees a guy's arm or other body part that she likes or turns her on. She gets ready to pounce, sometimes surprising the guy. Like a stance, her legs might be open, depending on how hot the guy is.

After Jessica saw Bob's arms, she got into her rapist stance.

I saw this hot guy and he took his pants off. I was like BAM! Rapist stance.

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