awkward ratio

An equal number of guys and girls together, in a non-dating situation. The girls make sure it's clear they're unattached to their guy friends in public.

Why didn't Kristen come with you?

She's staying home tonight to preserve the ratio. One more girl and it would be a awkward ratio.

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KD Ratio

KD Ratio stands for kill/death ratio, the ratio of kills to deaths you have in an mmorpg, like Call of Duty.

"Dude, my kd ratio just reached 1.34!"
"You suck, mine's 1.63."

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Golden Ratio

The perfect ratio of milk, butter, and cheese sauce when making macaroni and cheese so that all of the cheese perfectly dissolves on the pasta without leaving any excess liquid on the bottom resulting in a golden color and the best possible taste.

Warning: The Golden Ratio is nearly impossible to achieve and takes years of practice to even come close to. With Kraft Mac and Cheese depending on the type of noodle it is normally within the range of 1/7 cup of milk and a maybe half a spoon of whipped butter combined with the full packet of cheese against warm pasta.

I had perfectly golden mac n cheese earlier today, and it was fucking sex.

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L+Ratio

A subtext being used when someone hates another person

Loser: I just made this furry nft

Smart Person: L+Ratio

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cringe + ratio

This is an expression is used when someone is being a cringe animal and it most commonly used by sexy Turkish fatman Motor

Guy 1- mongraal isnt best player ever

Guy 2-“What the fuck have i just seen cringe + ratio”

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L + ratio

When you annoy someone a lot they will say this for some reason, why? idk

L + RATIO + FATHERLESS + DIDNT ASK + TOUCH GRASS + EAT SHIT + DONT CARE

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sex ratio

a ratio used to determine approximately how many days a week your partner expects to have sex- see example below...

joe: So Gina, how many days a week do you expect to have sex?
Gina: I'd say about 3 days a week...
joe: Right, so your sex ratio is 3:7
Gina: What?

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