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"Man Ash is such a Rectal Tissue"
"Jess don't eat the rectal tissues."
"Ash's rectal tissue is his own hand"
When your ass doesn't know whats going on. You are shitting both diarrhea and solid at the same time.
After sitting on the bowl for an hour, I knew I was a victim of rectal chaos.
Taking a burning shit after eating spicy food.
I'm on the toilet having a nasty
RECTAL RAMPAGE
Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.
The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.
My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.
(pron: rek′təl snôr′-kəl-lʉr)
noun. One who performs anilingus.
Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?
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The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.
"I just did this enormous rectal projectile!"
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A man/woman who's only purpose on this world is to stick his erected dong into the weakened anal cavity of other organisms. This rare breed of humanity finds extreme pleasure in German Dungeon Porn and getting a slick coat of shit slabbed across his chest with the help of robotic hands. It is not uncommon to find fecal remains in their toothbrushes/hairbrushes or to find pictures of defecating corpses within scrapbooks.
Me: I'm love some rough assplay
Friend: you're such a rectal wrangler
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