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hey have you heard of reuben?
oh yeah isnt he
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yeah thats him
A sexy beast with a large, trimmed delicious cock. This person has all the ladies and is the sexiest man in town. He regulary fucks a minimum of 3 pussies a night, sometimes going as far as 7. He has a scent, thats so distinct, pussies squirt simultanously as soon as they're hit by it. Overall, a 13/10 for looks, personality, and penis size.
Hey Dave! That bloke there is a Reuben! Look at his gigantic penis!
doesnt make any effort apart from burping. doesnt give love and affetcion uses you as a prostitute
Has a big wang and if you’re not careful it might end up inside you.
Can pull both genders without trying but he only likes pussy and double Ds.
“Bro who was that banging the substitute teacher at break?”
“That was just Reuben”
Boys with a non existent penis
Katrina: Reubens penis was soo small I prefer BBCs
reuben is a lying and manipulating fuck who has no shame on being a complete whore to every girl he meets because he got "attachement issues". he'll eventually get rid of you as soon as he gets bored of you.
"reuben stop ignoring me, i need love and affection"
REUBEN :"piss off"