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The act of being against revenge.
The protest today was about being anti-revenge.
It's a Revenge Party
With your two best friends
It's like a party with revenge it's what it's like A party that ends with someone's head on a spike A party that ends
With somebody crushed and alone
And ugly crying
IT'S OUR REVENGE PARTY GOT MY TWO BEST FRIENDS!!!
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During the 2003 invasion of Iraq, Coalition forces were often sickened by the poor hygiene conditions that exist for an invading military. The various stomach bugs that troops would be inflicted with were referred to by them as "Saddam's revenge".
"With ailments ranging from “Saddam’s revenge” stomach bugs to infections caused by bad hygiene, hundreds of soldiers are lining up at sick call instead of patrolling front lines." (Source: "Troops' health woes run gamut from 'Saddam's revenge' to severe stress" By MARNI MCENTEE | STARS AND STRIPES
Published: October 29, 2003)
"I'll be right back, I got a bad case of Saddam's revenge." (grabs shovel to walk out into the desert and go)
When a finger or fingers break through toilet paper while wiping after a bowel movement and as a result end up covered with fecal matter.
"Man, I dropped a deuce earlier and ended up with a dose of Nazi's revenge."
The type of revenge you get on birds for shitting on your car.
The preferred method is by going up to a birds nest, waiting for the mother bird to leave her eggs, climbing up to a sturdy limb right above said nest and taking a shit on the birds nest.
Works best if you have diarrhea.
If the mother bird still hasn't returned to the now defaced nest, feel free to take any eggs that haven't broken home for some awesome scrambled eggs. Just make sure to clean the shit off of them first.
Jack: Dude you were pretty pissed at those birds that crapped on your newly waxed car last week.
Kyle: Yeah but the next day I found a birds nest and got me some sweet birdy revenge.
Jack: You shit on some birds?
Kyle: Nope. Just the nest. There were some yummy looking eggs in there too, so I was thinking " Hey free breakfast"!
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Pluto was originally one of the 9 planets in our solar system, then it got booted from the list for being too small. Now, it's back, and it brought it's dwarf friends with it!
Pluto is back with Ceres and Eris! That's what I call a dwarf's revenge.
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Noun, used to describe the discomfort and subsequent bowel movement that follows eating at Denny's. This term can apply to any restaurant's disagreement with one's digestion. Typically this is used to describe an unpleasant excretion like diarrhea or one that burns, but an also be used to describe one that is fowl smelling or massive in size.
Last night, me and some friends went to Denny's, I got the Grandslamwhich. I've been having Denny's Revenge ever since...
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