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A short, fat, rugby player who, dispite his looks, always gets past, the more slim, faster players.
Rim job scored another fuckin tri?
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Being lowered from an operation crane down a canyon wall while antagonised meat ants are released intermittently through a funnel into your anus, and then guffing them out into an open flame upon reaching the ground to be placed into a pepper grinder.
Dude, get your crane license already so you can give us a scenic rim job!
"Patricia was hospitalised after her scenic rim job", said Frank Frankfurter.
"Wow, that Pacific rim-job gave me the mumps!" said Frank numbly, while staring into the hollow abyss of his soul.
I had to arrange a carer for my grandmother to make time for my scenic rim-job.
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a complicated 69 where two flexible partners lick eachothers assholes.
fred you got any orbitz sally made me give her a "double rim job" last night
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the act of wiping ones anal juice on the rim of someones drink container.
Friend 1: Shhhh, dont look but i just gave jennys beer a rim job!
Friend 2: Awww dude i was going to try and get on some of that!
Friend 1: Well, make sure she brushes her teeth first.
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when you put your leg behind your head someone licks your asshole
jimmy gave me a rim job but my legs poped out of place
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Similar to netflix and chill, but with an exotic twist. Make sure your girl wipes first!
So last night I was binge watching on roku , I decided to roku and rim job on my gal. Thank god she cleaned her o ring before I went south
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It's where you spread a woman's cheeks and plunge your tongue in her starfish and blow a raspberry with your mouth.
She said she wanted to get super freaky. So I gave her an Israeli rim job.