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To perform a violent sexual act
There was never a character called 'Roger the Cabin Boy' on Captain Pugwash
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a fucking sexy beast. a real daddy and a half. we love steve. oh yeah he also saves the world and has the best american ass so yah WE LOVE AMERICA
'steve rogers omg ur so hot' 'that is america's ass'
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the russos made this man leave his pal for peggy carter. completely destroying his character arc.
bucky barnes to steve rogers: "im with you til the end of the line pal."
the russos: sIKE
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The best drummer ever, singer, and an absolute legend. Drummer of Queen, the most amazing band ever. Sex icon, beautiful smile, BTW before Queen became Queen his band was called Smile and he was with Brian May and Tim Staffell. Looks like Santa Clause at his age (70). Fun facts: he threatened to lock himself in a cupboard until Freddie said his song I’m In Love With My Car could be on the b side of their album A Night At The Opera, he accidentally sent a sex tape to one of his fans instead of the demo for Breakthru, he looks prettier than me and I’m a girl in his appearance in I Want To Break Free. Okay thanks for reading and I hope he knows I would die for him.
Me: Do you like Roger Taylor??
Friend: No...
Me: GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE THEN!!!!!!
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The last few tokes of the joint that is so small it is hard to hold and usually burns your lips. Like the chocolate bit at the end of the cornetto.
Ahh, hes got the stingin' roger.
The act of a standing 69 in which you also penetrate the anal sphincter by giving the "two thumbs down" rating. This may be given in the event of a poor effort regarding the lower half of the standing 69. Or straight boredom. Also can be referred to as simply "The Ebert". Patent pending on the "Ebert and Roper".
Brought the spinner home from the bar. She had the oral ability of a teething todler. In response to her lack of skill during our standing 69 session, I decided to rate her performance by giving the "two thumbs down" rating, thus invoking the Roger Ebert.
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