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A phase commonly used by soccer kids aged 8 to 12 with anger issues. I wouldn't recommend using it unless you want your ego to become non existent. Worst case scenario you'll turn into daboyz and turn into and Andrew Tate stan when you get older. Andrew Tate stans are basically the suiiii kids grown up but they didn't really grow up.
Pls only say this as a joke or else YOU WILL BE A 🦆 JOKE.
*Crusty musty dusty non existent rizz no bitches where's your father figure pre teen playing soccer* *Scores a goal and jumps into the air* ”CRISTIANO RONALDO SUIIIIIII"
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You take a girl back to her place, get into the bedroom, donkey kick her in the fucking teeth, and leave through the fire escape
Yo, I gave this girl the hardest Messi-Ronaldo last night. She called me the next day, but I couldn’t figure out what she wanted, so I went back and gave her another Messi-Ronaldo.
That annoying ass guy from Steven Universe
Steven Universe Fan: “Hey do you know Ronaldo Fryman from Steven Universe?”
Other Steven Universe Fan: “Yes, he is so fucking annoying.”
If someone define himself like a cristiano ronaldo son...eh...You must treat him like a king and give him whatever he wants beacuse his the son of the goat right?
He is the FILHO DO RONALDO that means that he is beautiful like his father
Cristi ronaldo is a football player. His biggest rival is Barcamoula.
"Cristi ronaldo!!!!!"
The king. Better than Ronaldo.
Also featured on the song “Starter Level Freestyle” with Ronaldo
Indiano Ronaldo: your sister gave me head so go back to bed
ElPreciooo: GOODNIGHT!!
Very great Guy but if you get on the wrong side of him he will mess you up stay with him too long you will fall in love but he’s lonely and sad he’s usually friends with a Richard or kaleb
Ronaldo is handsome