A short skinny gay kid who gets beat up everyday for wearing nail polish and makeup. Rubens get called every gay slur in the book and if you're near a Ruben you feel the urge to fuck the other gender.
Girl: Look at Ruben with an earring in his right ear
Guy: What a fag
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A well thought out, methodical, and ruthless statement spoken with no fucks given. Often a metaphor, simile, or hyperbole, but can also be meant literally.
"She's gotta be the only person to get cancer and gain weight..."
"Wow that's real Ruben of you man."
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The Fat man that could!
"Wow, Did you see ruben! he was sweating and all he did was move a few inches." I herd he ate the other contestants and threatened to eat and but fuck the producers if they didn't fix the hole damn fucking thing!
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A curly haired bitch that likes wrestling and sucking cock. He is a pussy that fucked his sister. He has little bitch glasses and is blind like a bat without them.
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Usually a brunette which looks like a ginger. They love beards and seldom shave after matric. Quite happy living on a farm and often drives a Ford. Has a husky voice. Very curious in a sexual kind of way.
I wonder if that Ruben likes anal too?!
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Ruben is a bitch who tries to deny the fact that he is a simp and overall bitch
Person 1: Ugh I had to play with Ruben last night.
Person 2: Oh that bitch?
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A skinny bitch who never answers the phone unless itβs Cesar and wipes standing up
βAy Ruben get onlineβ
βIs Cesar onβ
βNoβ
Proceeds to hang up the phone
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