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Fluttershy from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is ALWAYS cute. No exceptions.
Brony A: "I just saw "Best Night Ever", Fluttershy was kinda freaky."
Brony B: "Rule 244 dude.
Brony A: "Aww I know, it was so CUTE!"
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If it exists, there’s porn of it, no exceptions.
(35=If no porn found, it will be made)
Person : (Very innocent)
Some1 else: Rule 34
Some1 else: Rule 35
Person: (hopes and dreams are crushed) fuck
43👍 5👎
The act of justifying ones actions using childish rules commonly seen on a playground. Typically used in adult environments. When one calls playground rules they are entering a verbal understanding that playground rules is now fair game.
Play ground rules: finders keepers, you touched it last, no take backs...etc...
John: I found this really nice stapler in the office today and I took it
Bob: hey! That's mine!
John: playground rules! Finders keepers! It's mine now!
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(Rule Shark, Ruleshark)
Yu-Gi-Oh slang for a player (often of high ranking) who is constantly and obsessively bitching over rulings. When ever a rule shark comes across anyone who breaks the rules is even the slightest way, even mistakenly , they will do everything in their power to get the person penalized. Rule sharks are most often found on the now popular Dueling Network website where they prey on unsuspecting victims in rated matches in order to gain rank. Most rule sharks go un-penalized due to the fact that they are technically not breaking the rules, however if one is proven guilty of rule sharking it is treated the same as boosting ; a form of cheating. Rule sharks are the reason most players avoid competitive matches
Example of a Ruleshark:
Player 1 mistakenly uses a card and takes his move back.
Rule shark: Hey you cheater you cant do that
Player 1: Sory, I messed give me a sec
Rule Shark : Why? so you can cheat more
*Rule Shark calls admin*
Player 1: Dude, what the hell.
Admin: Ok, whats up?
Rule shark: He's Cheating and he cursed
Player 1: But I....
*player 1 has been baned*
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The person who acts the gayest in your friend group is the straightest.
Joe: Dude I’m telling you I’m not gay
Tyler: Remember rule 23, you haven’t even kissed a single homie goodnight
A method used mostly on multiple choice tests, quizzes, or worksheets that uses educated guessing based on similarities of the given answers. This is expected to work better than random guessing as the question creator tends to use similar answers to trick and confuse the person answering. This is to be used when you have absolutely no clue how to attempt the problem, or you just don't give a fuck, but still want a better chance to be correct. Named Chmiel Rule after Kevin Chmiel who stabilized this method and found it to be very effective during several multiple choice tests and quizzes. When the correct answer does not follow this method in any manner it is known as a Brinker Complex.
Evaluate the integral of the function (x^2+x+3)/x over boundaries 1 to 8?
a) 40+3ln(7)
b) 38.5+3ln(8)
c) 10+ln(8)
d) 38.5
e) 0
B is the logical guess using Chmiel Rule (and is correct) since there are 3 ln's, 2/3 of those have a 3 in front of them, 2 of the questions have 38.5. B has the most commonalities so guess B (Or learn 2 calculus).
(n) An individual in a position of limited authority whose strict dogmatic adherance to the rules is often at the cost of everyone's general wellbeing and common sense.
Typically it applies to individuals who become drunk with their moderate amount of power.
That teacher was such a rule retard that she suspended a student for taking Ibuprofen.