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The quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks who fucked up in super bowl xlix by throwing an interception instead of handing it off to Marshawn Lynch.
Seattle native: Were about to win this game
New England Native: ok and if the Patriots win, then you owe me one hundred grand.
Seattle Native: ok not worried about it.
*Throws the interception*
Seattle native: Russell Wilson what the fuck bruh?
New England Native: wooooooooooo lets go!!!!!!
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When you play your own persons in every movie that you are in or the same character.
Famous among stars such as Russel brand and Seth rogan
IE: Russel brand was Russel branding it in get him to the Greek
IE: dude i totally Russel branded it on that speech
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Russell Westbrick is a professional game seller, Westbrick is also known to play with Lemickey. Westbrick gets his name from how he plays his game. Westbrick was never talented at basketball so he went to play for the Los Angeles Lakers. He is also known to blame his teammates for his bad performance and even leave the team.
Russell Westbrick just sold my 5 dollar bet on the Lakers to win the NBA Championship.
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Jack russell is a crazy small breed of the Gray wolf, if you hit him, he will hit you back.
In the picture above (or bellow, i dunno) you can see a dead jack russell, for a living jack russell never rest.
Human 1: He's running like a jack russell.
Human 2: See? he got tired, a Jack russell will never get tired.
Or:
Labrador: the fuck, why are you running in cyrcles?
Jack russell: I love you.
A really cool,sweet, and easy-going guy.
"That 'Russell Duce' of a guy just asked me out!"
A man on Survivor:Samoa who looks like a leprechaun and cons everyone. Uses Shambo (another Survivor contestant) and almost won the show.
To trick someone.
1. Wow, Russell Hanta shoulda won Survivor
2. Man, that con artist on the street totally pulled a Russell Hantz! He took my money!
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A law that states that all women are bisexual to some degree.
"Why are those two groping each other's breasts?"
"Russell's Law."
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