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Receiving a unwanted forced blow job from an older man while on the toilet taking a shit
I was trying to take a dump when your grandpa came in and tried to hit me with a rusty Sandusky.
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When a guy comes back from the gym all grimy and sweaty, and makes his boyfriend go to work on his (sexual) plumbing while wearing the plumber jeans that show off the top of his ass crack. Usually, but not always, a handjob.
Dan: Wanna go out tonight?
Nas: Nah, I just don't think I can respect you anymore, since you gave me that rusty plumber earlier.
Joe: You guys are so gay.
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The "Rusty Newspaper" is an act used to describe the actions of a man when he wipes his ass with the front page of the London Times then proceeds to fax the page to his wife when she arrives at work.
Husband- "Did you recieve the paper via fax at work this morning honey?"
Wife- "I did, it seems you've delievered me a "Rusty Newspaper". What for?"
Husband- "You burnt the coffee again this morning you F**king C**t, thats what you get."
Wife- "I hope you at least cleaned the shit off the fax machine".
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the stain on your pants left behind when you get a lap dance from a stripper who's on her period
Candy at the Gold Club gave me a rusty knee last night and ruined my cotton dockers
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When you use a sponge as a cumrag and forget about it under the bed. Several weeks from then, mold will grow, fusing with the semen, forming a rust-looking sludge all over the sponge.
Person 1: Bro I found some good-ass porn but all my rags were used so I used my mom's dish sponge.
Person 2: You made sure to rinse that shit out, right?
Person 1: Nah man, I left it under my bed and now it looks like this *show sponge*
Person 2: Nigga that's a rusty sponge!
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A large-headed boy who never cleans his hair. It is so greasy that you can see your reflection in it; a very smart boy with little to no penis.
Student 1: Hey man, did you see that Greasy Rusty?
Student 2: Yea bro-you can see yourself in his hair.
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Chick 1: Do you have a date to the dance?
Chick 2: No.
Chick 1: Well you could take him.
Chick 2: No, he's too much of a Greasy Rusty.
The sexual act of inserting ones menstrual blood covered member into their partners anal cavity
Bro1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a hard rusty tailpipe
Bro2: Damn dude, I knew she was a whore, but wow
Bro1: Yeah man, she was totally into it
Bro2: Dude, you might have AIDS, just saying.