secondhand salami

Salami acquired through indirect means, or that passes through a middle man before reaching its final destination.

"If you purchased the salami from John at the bar, and not from the deli, that makes it secondhand salami."
"I'm not eating that. It's secondhand salami."

Triple Salami

During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.

Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.

salami thruster

Someone that has a big dick, and has a lot of sex because of it.

Her- "I had a fun night with the Salami Thruster last night!"

baba salami

It's one of the many spinoffs of the word baba, such as babasita, baba pastrami and of course this one, baba salami.
Baba salamis are needed in everyone's lives. Baba salamis bring a smile to your face in a matter of seconds and they're some of the sweetest and most trustworthy people you'll ever meet. I love my baba salami with all of my soul and I hope she never runs away

I love you baba salami

Baba salami is my pastrami

hide the salami

A euphemism for homosexual intercourse.

I caught Ace playing hide the salami with Gary.

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salami-ing

The process of searching or deciding on which salami you like the best. Done by visiting meat shops and deli's where ever possible.

When Jerry went salami-ing, he realized that his favorite salami is smoked german salami.

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chicago salami

slang for penis, most commonly used in the 1920's

Frank: my Chicago salami is huge!
Claude:....no, its not....

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