salsa sharking

The act of having vaginal sex with a menstruating female.

Charlie's still in the shower. He salsa-sharked that chick from the party!

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Sassy Salsa

The greatly feared 300lbs Mexican from the Pimp Ass Wrestling league in colorado. He has only 2 deadly moves...Sassy Splash, Sassy Bomb. He comes to the ring with a hash pipe, a cape and a Hat.

Holy shit its Sassy Salsa

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salsa knuckle

When you fingerbang a Hispanic woman on her period.

That girl gave me some nasty salsa knuckle!

Salsa Dancing

A dance that involves serious hip flexibility if you wish for it to become a passion/dream. This will probably be simple if you have genes from countries like South America, Cuba, spain etc. then this will probably be a walk in the park
SO SHOW OFF 😁

Damn! I have to go to my salsa dancing lesson! Madam is going to kill me if I haven’t nailed that turn!

Salsa Fingers

When you finger a girl while she is on her period and you get her period blood on your fingers.

Scarlet: I know I'm on my period but I want you to finger me.
Theo: No can do, I don't want no salsa fingers!

salsa dick

The condition of one's penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

I just fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period. I've got a major case of salsa dick.

Meat salsa

1) (n) chili
2) (n) the vomit produced after eating a lot of meat
3) (n) old people doing butt stuff
4) (n) thick, chunky ejaculate produced by a Hispanic man

(v) meat salsaing

Reference: beef canoe

1) This "meat salsa is delicious!

2) Gross! There's meat salsa on the back of the toilet!

3) I think I saw my grandparents doing the" meat salsa" last night.

4) Juan! I told you no "meat salsa" on my face!