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A person who skirts the fine line between straight and homosexual, and knows it, but refuses to acknowledge it to any of his friends.
Dude, Benny is being such a fucking Jerry Sandal right now... When will he ever come out of the god damn closet?
Things are about to go down and you need to be ready.
We are going to miss the bus!
Sandals Off, we are running for it
I've got homework for tomorrow.
Sandals Off, going to be pulling an allnighter
A bartender who wears sandals and jeans, is obsessed with turning the televisions ever so slightly, and can not let you drink a beer without a coaster. He also sits with hot girls after his shifts and asks them if they want a drink, goes behind the bar to get them, and then he puts it on their tab. Big Dave Matthews fan.
Oh no, there's a coaster under my pitcher if beer, is captain sandals working?
The deliberate and intricate act of walking through a public shower with sandals on, taking care so as not to let any water get on your sandals/feet. Such water may contain other's urine, fecies, dead skin cells, pubes, blood and semen, just to name the basics.
Jorge: Did you see that pube hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?
Bailey: Yeah, that was f*cking gross, I was sandal surfing the whole time.
shower public shower public sandals pubes gross sandal surfing
While wearing a leather sandal, you yell "THIS IS SPARTA" and push your foot into someone else's rectal cavity. Next, while pulling out, the sandal you are wearing gets left behind inside the victim.
Bob: Hey, why are you walking like that?
Nick: Adam gave me a greek sandal last night!
A playful way to suggest someone might not be considered suitable or desirable for a romantic relationship. Implying someone whose style or behaviour might not be considered desirable in a romantic context.
Ew, not Mike, he's such a socks-and-sandals material.
Your smile is genuinely enchanting, it's just too bad I'm such a socks-and-sandals material.
the act of smearing shit on the bottoms of your feet and then letting it dry. allowing you to walk on hot surfaces more easily.
John: you will never believe what i saw during my trip to Iran.
Mark: what did you see?
John: this guy didn't have any shoes so i saw him give himself some Arabic Sandals so the hot sand didn't burn his feet
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