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where you cum on somebody's feet.
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pearl sandellas (1836) literary
Captain Morgan became an outlaw after murdering the person who gave his wife a pair of pearl sandals.
The hottest trend on Wikifeet is pearl sandellas.
This term is used to define mediocre pussy that all the while has been portrayed as being stiletto pussy. When a girl is acting like she's all that but in reality, she ain't half that great, she's got a bad case of sandal pussy.
guy 1- "aye, bruh, that bitch i brought home last night..."
guy 2- "yeah? u actually hit that?"
guy 1- "yeah but it was some sandal puh puh (aka sandal pussy)"
guy 2- "rEALly? damn, yeah i guess that make sense. what happened?"
guy 1- "i don't wanna talk about it."
Things are about to go down and you need to be ready.
We are going to miss the bus!
Sandals Off, we are running for it
I've got homework for tomorrow.
Sandals Off, going to be pulling an allnighter
The deliberate and intricate act of walking through a public shower with sandals on, taking care so as not to let any water get on your sandals/feet. Such water may contain other's urine, fecies, dead skin cells, pubes, blood and semen, just to name the basics.
Jorge: Did you see that pube hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?
Bailey: Yeah, that was f*cking gross, I was sandal surfing the whole time.
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While wearing a leather sandal, you yell "THIS IS SPARTA" and push your foot into someone else's rectal cavity. Next, while pulling out, the sandal you are wearing gets left behind inside the victim.
Bob: Hey, why are you walking like that?
Nick: Adam gave me a greek sandal last night!
A playful way to suggest someone might not be considered suitable or desirable for a romantic relationship. Implying someone whose style or behaviour might not be considered desirable in a romantic context.
Ew, not Mike, he's such a socks-and-sandals material.
Your smile is genuinely enchanting, it's just too bad I'm such a socks-and-sandals material.
the act of smearing shit on the bottoms of your feet and then letting it dry. allowing you to walk on hot surfaces more easily.
John: you will never believe what i saw during my trip to Iran.
Mark: what did you see?
John: this guy didn't have any shoes so i saw him give himself some Arabic Sandals so the hot sand didn't burn his feet
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