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When you're getting a blow job on the beach and the person giving head involuntarily puts a sandy finger in the rectum of the person they are blowing.
"Hey, it wasn't cool last night when you gave me that 'sandy tunnel' without asking permission."
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While engaging in coitus on the beach or in the desert, the man "pulls out" and sticks his member into the sand, thus having the sand stick to it. He then reinserts it into his partner.
"I was banging Demetrius on the beach and then he stuck his dick in the sand and then back into me! That asshole gave me a sandy dolphin!"
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When somebody is cranky for a reason that does not seem to be sufficiently bad enough to bitch about.
"He got a really sandy vagina over getting a cold."
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Greatest lefty pitcher of all time, played for LA Dodgers in 1960's. career ERA is lower than Snoop Dogg's sperm count.
"Sandy Koufax is the greatest lefty of all time. And he's an honorary member of the Jew-Unit, with Shawn Green and Brad Ausmus!"
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1. A colloquial name for the 2012 shooting of a Connecticut elementary school of the same name.
2. Also used as a verb to mean "To shoot up this fucking school", and if you hear that kid everyone's mean to say that, run. NOW.
1: Sandy Hook was a very tragic event that sparked a debate about gun control in the US. (Personally, I think the US has really permissive gun control laws, but you have your opinions, I'll have mine)
2. Adam: Okay, that's it! I'm about to sandy hook this fucking school!
Brad: RUN!!!
(*cue screaming, chopper shots*)
(*silence*)
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Used to describe the condition of the male phallus after using it to dig post holes or, more commonly, after spending time at the beach.
Dude! I totally pushed her stool in with my sandy handle yesterday!
After a long day rolling around at the beach, your lady friend gives you a dry hand job with the sand found in your shorts.
Sandra gave Patrick a surprise Southern Sandy after a day frolicking on the beach.