Bomb Scare

One who embarks on a night out on the town with one idea in their thoughts - to get f***** up beyond belief on their choice of drugs - alcohol, ecstasy, cocaine, valium. You name it...
This results in a total loss of inibitions which invariably results in one of the following:
1. Waking up next to a fat hairy heifer
2. Fighting with Big Mad Malcy McQ
3. Pole-Dancing
4. Questioning the bouncers (CUNTS!) authority.
5. Stealing people's drinks from their table.
6. Staggering home hoping you dinnae get beat up by the local bampots.

Chaos mode. You've had one or four too many Double Glen Morangies and that girl you're eyeing up is actually a big fat hairy heifer. You think it's time to improvise a few moves on the dance floor, namely faliing on your arse. You see someone you know and talk s*** to them for as long as you can about how you love them really. You are a bomb scare!

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Counter-scare

To scare someone who scared you to make them feel as scared and twice as guilty.

John popped out of no where with a mask on to try to scare me, so I counter-scared him by having a fake heart attack.

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Black Scare

The fear that Obama will turn America into a communist nation. Similar to "red scare."

Boy: Can you believe that people are calling Obama a commie?
Girl: Yep, it's just the start of the Black Scare.

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Red Scare

n. When your girlfriend doesn't tell you that she has her period (or doesn't know)and you try to slide into third base hands first, resulting in red all over your hands and a horrified look on your face.

Jacob thought his date was going great, so he slid his hand south only to get hit with the Red Scare.

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scare bear

a bear that is very frightening, like a derranged care bear.

Often a nickname for others.

While the care bears are cute and happy, scare bear is frightening!

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The Red Scare

The terrible fear a man feels when his girlfriend doesn't have her monthly period.

Guy 1: Hey, my girl didn't have her period. I can't have a kid right now.

Guy 2: Dude that sucks.

Guy 1: Yeah, I'm def feeling the Red Scare right now.

Guy 2: Should'a worn a condom.

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scare tactics

a move used in sports for no other purpose than to try and make the other team a little nehvous

Bonesaw: Dude, why did you miss that spyke?

Dragon: Their scare tactics got to me. I think i pooped myself.

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