Scope Seizure

What comes after scope creep. The complete disregard for the original project parameters agreed upon by everyone involved, including the person now causing the scope seizure, (know as the douche.)

Coworker 1: "What the Actual Fuck?! Revising the PowerPoint now includes redesigning the website and producing a video?! Dude, that is total scope seizure!"

Coworker 2: "Right?? The boss totally hosed us on this one. This wasn't what we talked about at all."

Douche: "It's going to be great, isn't it?"

Scope Punch

1. The act of proving a big point or statement correctly against another point, statement, party or organization; particularly when the subject in the wrong is arrogant. (Syn. "call out")
2. When the recoil from a gun causes the scope to slam back into the shooter; particularly with inexperienced or arrogant shooters. (Syn. "scope-eye")
3. The act of using the scope of a gun as a weapon. (Syn. "pistol whip")

1. "He got scope punched by his opposition because he was cocky and didn't know what he was talking about."

2. Bad Shooter: "Dude, can you help me back to the house? I'm like bleeding all over my face."

Good Shooter: "Hold on, I have to discharge the weapon you just got scope punched by."

3. Gangsta 1: "Yo, sure you got it done?"

Gansta 2: "Yeh...I scope punched him."

snoop scope

Referring to Snoop Dogg.When playing COD or an other first person shooter throw a smoke grenade at an opponent. While standing amongst the smoke, using a sniper rifle quickscope through the smoke. {to preform the "snoop scope"}

"Ethan won COD championship by snoop scoping the entire FaZe clan"
{to preform snoop scope}

Narrowing the scope

This phenomenon occurs when someone attempts to eliminate options. A person would do this because it’s helpful for trying to make a guess or help make a critical decision.

Jason gives a riddle to Robert that has 8 possible correct answers. Robert receives a hint from Jason. From this hint, Robert can now safely eliminate 4 options out of the 8. Therefore, Robert is narrowing the scope

Drag scope

A way of killing in a COD game were, when using a sniper on some one whose running, you "drag" your sniper scope across the screen to try to catch up with them and shoot them.

"That would of been the sweetest, longest drag scope in the world, if I would of gotten that, but unfortunatly, I wasn't able to pull it off, my sensativity just wasn't quite high enough."- MisterFantasmo on his video Modern Warfare 2: Booster Justice: The Aftermath with MisterFantasmo (MW2 Gameplay/Commentary)

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booty scope

To go on an endless search for the perfect booty.

Dad: Son, what are you doing with those binoculars?
Alex: I'm going out for a little to booty scope.
Dad: Don't forget to send me pics.

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Confused Scope

A person who confused scopes will use a sniper rifle, but instead of aiming down the scope, or quick scoping, like sniper riffles were made for, they aim down the sights while rapidly moving the left anolog stick every-which-way, resulting in either a one hit kill or a hitmarker, despite the fact a majority of the time the cross hairs miss the target. Then when somebody uses a sniper riffle for what it was meant for and look down the scope or quickscope, the people who confused scope yell at the player who looked down the scope or quick-scoped and scream "I WAS GOING FOR A CONFUSED SCOPE". Confused scopes are a good way to make your friends angry, right after they yell "Make it a nice killcam!".

Demetre- "Make it nice"

Everyone-"Yes"

*FINAL KILL*

Demetre-"JACOB!"

Jacob-"It was a confused scope!"

Everyone-"Oh that's okay then."

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