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Intercourse resulting in pregnancy; The mixing of male sperm and female eggs, causing a fetus to form.
"Did you hear that Brad And Stacey where making scrambled eggs last week?"
"Yep! It must have been a real shock to Stacy's parents when they found out she was pregnant"
when someone is attention seeking on social media
Omg her picture of in hostpital is so scrambled beg on toast
The act of trying to pair up with someone quickly at the end of a bar / club night, especially when drunk. Kind of like sexual musical chairs. Also known as a 1:59er.
Kelley: What happened to Camilla last night? I thought she was going with us to the Waffle House?
Jamison: Nah, she got picked up in the 2 o'clock scramble by that guy she was dancing with all night.
Kelley: Eeew! The balding one?
Jamison: Yep! I bet she won't be happy when she wakes up next to him!!!!
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A baby that only eats eggs
I am coming from ayydubs video
Auntie: is it a girl or a boy?!
Pregnant lady: it’s a Scrambled egg baby
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The act of inserting a sea urchin inside a woman's asshole and proceeding to produce friction due to the intense rub of the sea urchin, causing internal bleeding to the victim.
Boss: "why the fuck are you late to work today, mate?"
Client: "sorry man, me and my girl were doing the Sea Urchin Scramble last night so I had to take her to the ER."
Boss: "did it feel good tho?"
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A last minute effort to cover at lest the risk amount of what looks to be a losing bet. When a single or series junkie parlay bets don't look like they're going to pay out, a gambler does degenerate junkie scramble. This involves frantically betting on late night sporting events without conducting any substantial research at all.
degenerate gambler A: why is the account balance so low?
degenerate gambler B: I did a degenerate junkie scramble last night to try and secure some type of profit for us, but all were unsuccessful
When a pregnant woman and her partner have so much sex that it scrambles the shit out of the baby and come out not 100%
My husband and I had so much sex our baby is probably a scrambled egg baby.