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The Reverse Seal or Back Seal has been popularized in Canadian old growth forests. Walking and drinking in the woods; In error, dropping beer on the ground just to pick up and notice it has completely re-sealed. Fresh new beer.
Wow man, look at this Reverse Seal! Is this beer trying to tell me to stop drinking?
When you have been dating someone for a while and you finally have sex
Hey Tommy, I finally sealed the deal with Sarah this weekend and it was definitely worth the wait!
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When 3 or more guys line up and a chick (or dude if you're into that shit) on her knees sucks off all three in a row.
But you cute as hell. Like to go down on you, suck you, line up three
other guys and make like a circus seal
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A division of the U.S. Naval Special Warfare dept. that specialize in reconnaisance and anti guerilla/terrorism warfare during clandestyne operations. SEAL standing for operating on Sea Air and Land
Over the next 2 years you will endure the most grueling lifestyle known to service members and man as a whole. If you pass and recieve your trident you will be a Navy SEAL
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while having a threesome (2 hos and 1 man), you jiz in your hands, then with a ho on each side, you take your hands and slap their titties in a seal like motion screaming seal sounds.
yo, last night i seal slapped dem hos.
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When a guy sneaks into his girlfriend's house at night, past her parents, and eats her out while she is still asleep. In order to make the mission successful, there must be no evidence that he was ever there. Get in and get out.
"Dude, I pulled off the Navy SEAL last night."
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1. The act of straightening your hair so poorly, its almost as though you did it with your feet.
2.It's also when the texture and cleanliness of the hair in question resembles that of a dirty seal's feases-encrusted fur.
sick cunt 1- Christ did you see Mary's hair this morning?
sick cunt 2- Chaa, yeah, she's totally got the dirty seal thing going on.
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