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Thot Seeking Missile

A male fuckboy adamantly seeking the companionship of thots in public display.

β€œJesus Christ, this guy buying tickets from the girl at the box office was a real thot seeking missile; he couldn’t stop trying to flirt with her.”

by Thottieslayer June 24, 2018


Monster Seeking Monster

A Jackbox Party Pack 4 game. Also known as Rejection Simulator. Its also where you type the longest words to torment people, especially if you are a horny shark.

Monster seeking monster, simple as that

by PatrickMat February 25, 2022


Fap-n-Seek

After your wife/girlfriend denies you sex... You masturbate in front of her while running side to side, back and forth to keep her from kicking you in the balls until you place a cum puddle on her or on her side of the bed. She'll never deny you again!

My ratchet wife denied me sex cookies so I played a game of fap-n-seek with her! She was a sticky mess!

by master fapper May 5, 2014

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


hide and go seek

popular child hood game. sometimes popular among young adults that are not to cool for it. involves a bunch of people hiding and one person seeking them all out. whoever the first person is then in turn the seeker in the next game. not a good game to play outdoors in flip flops, results in nasty walmart feet :(

kid one: lets go do something interactive...

kid two: lets go play hide and go seek!!!

kid one: hells freakin yess!!!!!!

by a.rod August 8, 2008

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


If you seek amy

say it fast :P lots and lots are alone tonight and begging for this to happen, you have to put some swag on it when you say it. :)

If you seek amy, I will be soooo up on it! TY Brittney! <3

by KrisTooMuch July 19, 2011

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


attention seeking slut

A.S.S. = attention seeking slut.

A girl who's both slutty and... an ass.

Girl #1: Mary is such an attention seeking slut.
Girl #2: You mean A.S.S.?

by INeedAMEDIC July 9, 2011

14πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Heat-seeking lecture

When you think you've avoided a lengthy reprimand by changing the subject, only to find yourself back in the crosshairs a few minutes later.

"My wife was about to drill me again about screwing up the laundry, when I deftly sidestepped it by blaming our daughter. But she nailed me with a heat-seeking lecture a minute later."

by Calgary Slim January 15, 2009

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž