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After your wife/girlfriend denies you sex... You masturbate in front of her while running side to side, back and forth to keep her from kicking you in the balls until you place a cum puddle on her or on her side of the bed. She'll never deny you again!
My ratchet wife denied me sex cookies so I played a game of fap-n-seek with her! She was a sticky mess!
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A male fuckboy adamantly seeking the companionship of thots in public display.
“Jesus Christ, this guy buying tickets from the girl at the box office was a real thot seeking missile; he couldn’t stop trying to flirt with her.”
A Jackbox Party Pack 4 game. Also known as Rejection Simulator. Its also where you type the longest words to torment people, especially if you are a horny shark.
Monster seeking monster, simple as that
popular child hood game. sometimes popular among young adults that are not to cool for it. involves a bunch of people hiding and one person seeking them all out. whoever the first person is then in turn the seeker in the next game. not a good game to play outdoors in flip flops, results in nasty walmart feet :(
kid one: lets go do something interactive...
kid two: lets go play hide and go seek!!!
kid one: hells freakin yess!!!!!!
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say it fast :P lots and lots are alone tonight and begging for this to happen, you have to put some swag on it when you say it. :)
If you seek amy, I will be soooo up on it! TY Brittney! <3
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A.S.S. = attention seeking slut.
A girl who's both slutty and... an ass.
Girl #1: Mary is such an attention seeking slut.
Girl #2: You mean A.S.S.?
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When you think you've avoided a lengthy reprimand by changing the subject, only to find yourself back in the crosshairs a few minutes later.
"My wife was about to drill me again about screwing up the laundry, when I deftly sidestepped it by blaming our daughter. But she nailed me with a heat-seeking lecture a minute later."
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