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When you're sitting in front of your computer with PornHub open and prepare the jerk off during your porn session.
Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."
Tony: I have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a jerk session.
Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.
sex with your personal trainer
After a long day of teaching, LuLu can not wait for tonight's session with the guy she met at the gym!
A bathroom brake that ultimately results in just farting a lot. Usually the person who is having the toot session needs to poop and only farts come up.
dude 1: man, do you hear dude 2 in the bathroom having a toot session?
dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.
Lifting weights in a vigorous fashion.
Friend - wanna go hang at the bar
Me - no bro I gotta pump session later
When you and ur mommy and daddy give you permission to put your dick in someones asshole and post it to pornhub
Mom Get The Camera i am having an anal session with caroline and we will get paid big time!!!
an "under ground" term used for small-time whores having sex with their clients
Billy: "What'd u do last night Candy?"
Candy: "I just had to finish up a few hot Business Sessions."
The act of initiating in banter with a member of the opposite sex with the sole intention of engaging in various sexual acts.
Joel: "Holy shit bro, Josh is totally wheeling that chick."
Jake: "Yeah, he's straight running a session on that broad."