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A sexual act where upon a male has anal intercourse with a Chinese prostitute. Upon finishing, there is an abnormal amount of fecal material on the man's penis.
I never go with LotusFlower, last time she gave Dave a Shanghai Pu Dong.
(SHANG-HI HAN-SHAKE)
1. How they say hello in Shanghai. (Depending on the area)
2. Most often a simple dry handy, traditionally preformed in a public area.
I haven't heard back from any of the places I applied to. Pretty soon I'll have to start giving Shanghai hand-shakes behind the pawn shop to pay the bills.
To ejaculate on the back of someone while they are asleep or passed out.
I totally gave her the Shanghai Surprise last night after she passed out on the bed!
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When, the morning after, the girl leans forward for a goodbye kiss from her man and he lightly punches her in both eyes, swelling them shut Chinese style.
"He gave his girl a Shanghai Goodbye so everybody would know she was taken."
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When you have a really hard boner and you put a short asian guy on your dick while standing up and spin them on your cock.
Mario:So Justin what happened to you last night?
Justin:I ended up meeting a little gay asian so i took him back to my place and we did the Shanghai Meat Spin
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A sexual maneuver in which a gentleman poops upon his partner and then uses his penis to fling said poop to and fro.
"Bro, I totally gave this chick a Shanghai steam shovel last night, bro"
"Dude, wash that shit off! Did you get any in her eye?"
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A girl or woman from China who pursues romance and marriage solely for personal financial benefits and not for love. Shanghainese are perhaps the most crass about this practice, although it obviously exists elsewhere too.
When you see a beautiful model with a short, balding, pudgy man, you know you have found a Shanghai girl.
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