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v. To knowingly hook up with a girl who rightfully should be hooking up with somebody else
To steal a girl from another guy.
n. A guy who regularly steals girls that others guys bring around
Did you see that girl that Jim brought with him last night?
Yea I guess Pete sharked her, I saw her leaving his place this morning.
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Another name we like to use in reference to Po-Po, or Police. They drive around all slow, hide in the dark, and wait for unsuspecting prey to go by. Then they dart out after them, chase them down, and completely ruin their day by giving them a stupid ticket for something.
"Man, watch out, there's a Shark over there, parked around the corner. Slow down..."
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everyones' new favorite way of expressing any emotion, by simply making a ><^>, it can mean sad, angry, depressed, happy, anything.
friend: you just missed the new south park
ry: SHARKS ><^>
><^> ><^>
><^>
ry: oh well it will be on for another 5 days in a row.
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A person who cracked a joke no one laughed at.
Guy #1: Dude, last night was amazing.
Shark: Your mom was amazing last night too.
Guy #2: Shark.
Dude #1: Your gay.
Shark: Your dad is gay.
Dude #2: Shark.
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That shark scared the shit out of me, it's a big sketchy sea-beast.
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Wanna watch Michael Fassbender movies?
Nah, I don't like sharks
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Guy 1: Dude, look at Alex's guido hair
Guy 2: Yeah, such a tool, he looks like a shark.
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